Final

20) Such Attire

UK 2005

Original title: Touch My Fire

 

So do you want to see my clothes--Go-o-o?
You know I like to be exposed—but I’m not a ho!
Are you the kinda guy who likes to stare? Yeah.
Beg your pardon, save your hardon. Whoa yeah.

Such attire. Did you see the clip?
My crazy dancing caused my little boob to slip.
I’m wearing such attire, that it’s like Christmas day.
My tits are unwrapped and to everyone displayed.

So, do you think it really showed? Wo-oh-oh.
Do ya’know if my booby just crept out, or did it explode?
No need to rewind or watch it slow, you pervert
Beg your pardon, but save your hard on. Whoa yeah!

And every blogger says I wear...
Such attire!

Such attire. Did you see the clip?
My crazy dancing caused my little boob to slip.
I’m wearing such attire, that it’s like Christmas day.
My tits are unwrapped and to everyone displayed.

Such attire. Did you see the clip?
My crazy dancing caused my little boob to slip.
I’m wearing such attire, it’s like a holiday.
My little twins just want to go outside and play.

Such attire.
Such attire.
Ohhhhhh, here we go!
I’m wearing such...
I’m wearing such attire...

Such attire. Did you see the clip?
My crazy dancing caused my little boob to slip.
I’m wearing such attire, that almost every day
I treat my fans to a mammarian display.

Such attire. Did you see the clip?
My crazy dancing caused my little boob to slip.
I’m wearing such attire, that when I sing I pray,
That my two knockers do not make their getaway.

Such attire!

 

   
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