Final

22) Six Dwarfs Assembly

Germany 2003

Original title: Let's Get Happy

 

Dub du dubn da dap da
Dub du dubn da dap da
Dub du dubn da dap da hah
Hoh, hoh, hoh

Last night in the diamond mine
Sneezy saw something out of line
A rules violation,
An action that's drivin' us mad
(Yeah, drivin' us mad)

In the middle of the night
Sneezy caught Happy and Snow White
Doc, tell us what's on?
And why were they having sex?

Let's get Happy and beat him dead
If we don't then it will be the end
Of our secret brotherhood
Let's get Happy 'cause he's not gay
We must not allow a hetero stay
Only six of us will live, but
For his acts the dwarf must pay!

(Dub du dubn da dap da)
Yeah, yeah
(On that day what he did was not okay)

See the dwarf with the lengthy snooze?
That is Sleepy, he knows the rules.
And Dopey'd even tell you,
They aren't so hard to obey
(Yeah, aren't so hard to obey)

You can sleep, you can dope all night
You can even play with Snow White
Whatever you do, though,
Her apples you shall not bite!

Let's get Happy and beat him dead
If we don't then it will be the end
Of our secret brotherhood
Let's get Happy 'cause he's not gay
We must not allow a hetero stay
Only six of us will live, but
For his acts the dwarf must pay!

(Dub du dubn da dap da)
Being six is okay
(Dub du dubn da dap da)
'Cause we'll be very gay
(Dub du dubn da dap da)
And we'll have lots of "fun" together
That's right!

Let's get Happy and beat him dead
If we don't then it will be the end
Of our secret brotherhood
Let's get Happy 'cause he's not gay
We must not allow a hetero stay
Only six of us will live, but
For his acts the dwarf must pay!

(Let's stop being tolerant)
(Let's just take the bastard down)
Hoh... Let's get Happy!

   
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