Semi 2

20) Crap

Ireland 2005

Original title: Love?

 

Ireland was good once
Ireland was fab
Ireland produced some
Songs that we all love
Ireland today though
That’s another thing
Evidently no one
Here can write nor sing
(crap)
(crap)

Do you wanna, do you wanna
Do you want this song to end?
We have only just began
But I can sort of understand
‘Cause the music sucks,
As the lyrics are
Can’t believe this crap won
“You’re a star”…

Chorus
Ireland was good once
Ireland was fab
Ireland produced some
Songs that we all love
Ireland today though
That’s another thing
Evidently no one
Here can write nor sing

We are brother, we are sister
And we thought that’s good enough
To be safe we added Irish dancing
Covering this fluff
It’s a short one really
It won’t be long
‘till we finish
this three-minute song

Chorus

Half way into the song
It has suddenly dawned
on me that all I got is this bridge thing
And as much as I cried
They have even denied me
a part in the next dance routine

Crap!...

Chorus x 2


   
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