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Final

Song 9

Based on: Congratulations (Ice 06)

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Esnips (listen online and/or dload):

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ALC Nation

 

My poem, fitting this tune, a model for you
It’s so bona fide, not a counterfeit, I know you’ll like it too
Lyrical bouquet, not a bit cliche, no Dame Cartland trash play
Follow my script to get a grip
You’re better than the others!

So ALC nation, this is your guide!
Go by my advice and I’ll fill you with pride
Then song alterations are duck soup for you
You’ll be rhyming and causing your opponents to
crash-bang-boom!
 
Your theme, nice or obscene, but not too extreme
In the best of taste, bout a pantywaist or problems that you face
Bout the five-and-dime, or a passion crime, but no E.Y.E. rhyme
So boys and girls, give it a whirl
You will be to the wonning

So ALC nation, this is your guide!
Go by my advice and I’ll fill you with pride
Now song alterations are duck soup for you
You’ll be rhyming to heaven and beyond there too

(Use foreign locations
or alien nations
or funny citations
or vilifications

Use self-stimulations
or ass-waggling haitians
or stripping croatians
or Ninja mutations)

(Sing Sang Song)                Hello, that you boy?
(Ding Dang Dong)                What’s up, yob?        
                                                                Stuck in the best contest in the world?
(Bim Bam Bom)                Elsie Guide!           
       (Tom Tom Tom)                I’m saving the ALC now   
                           See you, bye

So ALC nation, this is your guide!
Go by my advice and I’ll fill you with pride
Now song alterations are duck soup for you
You’ll be rhyming to heaven and beyond there too

So ALC nation, this is your guide!
You follow my script and you won’t be denied
Now song alterations are doddle-dee-doo
The world needs a hero and what do they do? 
They choose you!

 

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