I can make a straight man gay
With one little look
The secret´s written in my Book.
I can blow the wind away
I’ve practised for years.
I know I’m a winner
Because I’m no sinner.
Infallible, that’s what I am,
Just like the Pope, my right hand man.
Inerrable, sensational,
In principle infallible!
Lordy, lordy, my oh my,
from heaven above,
I see those freaks, they rock and awe.
And that woman on the phone
She talks to my man.
I think I will bin her
That god awful singer
Infallible, that’s what I am,
Just like the Pope, my right hand man.
Unmatchable, my voice divine,
So perfect it’s unbearable!
And when I get maligned
I go out of my mind!
Hysterical -
Obsessional -
that’s what I am – for that I am.
For go(o)dness sake, make no mistake
So perfect I’m unbearable
Just like the Pope, infallible!
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