Some things you shouldn't
Try to improve on
You really couldn't
Better a good song
Making the effort
Wouldn't be worth it
If it's that good it
Wouldn't deserve it
We can't pretend
This is a good one
So now we intend
To have superb fun
Stealing some words
Borrowing themes
Some you'll have heard
It's fucking obscene!
This is a total plagiat!
This is a total plagiat!
We're in Chernobyl!
Drinking the petrol!
This is a total plagiat!
This is a total plagiat!
We're drinking petrol!
So let's get happy
Here in the Tesco
And beat him dead!
This is a scandal! So fucking naughty!
We guess our band'll score about forty
More than the one
Down next in the ranking
This is great fun
What rhymes with "ranking"?
Maybe you thought
We would be ruder?
This book we bought
Has nothing cruder.
Back it will go
With page number one
To the Tesco
From whence it has come!
This is a total plagiat!
This is a total plagiat!
We're in Chernobyl!
Drinking the petrol!
This is a total plagiat!
This is a total plagiat!
We're drinking petrol!
So let's get happy
Here in the Tesco
And beat him dead
(Drinking the petrol)
And beat him dead!
This is a total plagiat!
This is a total plagiat!
We're in Chernobyl!
Drinking the petrol!
This is a total plagiat!
This is a total plagiat!
We're drinking petrol!
So let's get happy!
Here in the Tesco
And beat him dead...
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