We play this game each summer
Where we all write funny lyrics
Make the songs a little better
Than the normal singers
angel - chiara
Is our greatest inspiration
And Angelica Agurbash
Is the greatest minger
Now all we need is someone who can take control
A truly marvellous chap who can run it all
So hey, Harrow! Harrow!
I know that you are listening
And I'm taking this chance to suck up to you
Harrow! Harrow!
I'm sure that you can give me
A nice easy draw so this song makes it through
I realise the competition
Is astonishingly tough
So namechecking the regulars
Can hardly harm me
Frank's great, and Julie too
And Yair, and EuroUSA
And anyone I've forgotten
You're fab, not barmy!
And when the votes come in, I wanna be the best!
Though knowing me, I'll wind up scoring even less...
So please, Harrow! Harrow!
I know that you are listening
And I'm taking this chance to suck up to you
Harrow! Harrow!
Go on, go on, just give me
A nice easy draw so this song makes it through
(doobie-doowap...)
And even though I've said good things about the rest,
There ain't no doubting that Dan Harrow is the best!
And so, Harrow! Harrow!
I know that you are listening
So I'm taking this chance to suck up to you
Harrow! Harrow!
I'm sure that you can give me
A nice easy draw so this one makes it through
Come on Harrow! Harrow!
I hope that you are listening
As I finish off my crappy little plea
Harrow! Harrow!
Pull all the stops out to encourage
Everyone to give twelve points to ME....
Anyone? No-one? Oh bum... I'm history!
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