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New Jersey (Yair's Reprise)

Based on Sweden 2005 (Las Vegas)

I've got a room here at the suburban hell
Won't take a shower 'cause the water smells
Just got another big mosquito bite
Here in New Jersey tonight

The toxic gases counter starts to tip
Avoid excursion off your New York trip
There are no lights after 10 p.m alright
Here in New Jersey tonight

Big-haired girls
And road delays
You won't get off traffic in a million days
Rain starts to fall
You're stuck in the strip mall

In New Jersey
See the New York lights?
They'll just remind you that Jersey bites
In New Jersey
Ohh, ohh...
You better leave this state
In New Jersey
Must protect your cash
And stay alert or you'll end in the trash
In New Jersey
Ohh, ohh...
You better leave this state
Here in New Jersey tonight

Crossing the Hudson's gonna take a while
But once I get there it will be worthwhile
Asking the driver "Is this New York Express?"
- ¡Señor, no hablo inglés!

Big-haired girls
And road delays
You won't get off traffic in a million days
Rain starts to fall
You're stuck in the strip mall

In New Jersey
See the New York lights?
They'll just remind you that Jersey bites
In New Jersey
Ohh, ohh...
You better leave this state

Hey, yeah, yeah...
(In New Jersey)
In New Jersey

In New Jersey
See the New York lights?
They'll just remind you that Jersey bites
(New Jersey)
You better leave this state

In New Jersey
Must protect your cash
And stay alert or you're as good as dead
In New Jersey
Ohh, ohh...
I'd really rather be
There in Chernobyl in stead.

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