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semi1

Final Mp3s: unbase or sendspace zip, or esnips

 

6) Harrow's Party

Based on: Serbia 07 Molitva

 

There's nothing to stop him,
King of the party, is our Dan,
A bit of Gina G,
What sex is he, don't know, a man or woman?

The girls are around him,
They love him just like a lesbian,
They pull the coins off him,
They leave him with little cov'ring 'them'.

A guitar, blow-up guitar,
Eurovision was fun for him,
Was modest, soon be honest,
Girls have got a pin.

No guitar, and he's stood there wondering what they see there,
No guitar, wishing that he'd trimmed his wild pubic hair.
Little cock, tiny balls,
So little that the girls might run and go home,
Little cock, and tiny balls,
He'd be better if he had a vagina,
No guitar.

But he knew, the thing grew,
He could feel the blood was pumping,
Imagine, a big python,
Staring up at him.

No guitar, and he's stood there proudly, he is not scared,
No guitar, showing off the monster that has been bared,
Massive cock, and mammoth balls,
Not little, now the girls had a man,
Massive cock, and mammoth balls,
He was better surely wearing
No guitar!

Oh, oooh,

Yes, massive cock, and mammoth balls,
Not little, now the girls had a man,
Massive cock, and mammoth balls,
He was better surely wearing vagina,
No guitar.

Better surely wearing no guitar.

 

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