ALC 2008 - Semi 1-07 - Blowin' Him (Ger 85) <Partyvision.co.uk>

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SEMI 1

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Blowin' Him

Based on Germany 1985 - Für Alle

How many cheques must he turn down
Before he shall be called a man?
How many SIM cards must one distribute
To get forever banned?

How many times must he look up
To see the voting as it is?
How many years can such a mountain stay
And still be called a bliss?

How many Svantes are needed for a light bulb to be changed?
Can it be wise to get him multiplied?
How many pleas can be ignored with no switch taking place?
The answer, my friend, is quite grim

How many ears must one person have to hear how people cry?
Where's 'Mutation for Dummies', our guide?
How many times can he turn his head, pretend he can't see?
The answer must be blowin' him

How many half-truths can be told
Before they're discarded as lies?
How many lies until we recognise
A gremlin in disguise?

How many Svantes are needed for a light bulb to be changed?
Can it be wise to get him multiplied?
How many pleas can be ignored with no switch taking place?
The answer, my friend, is quite harsh

How many ears must one person have to hear how people cry?
Where's 'Mutation for Dummies', our guide?
How many times can he turn his head, pretend he can't see?
The answer's blowin' him apart