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Winning Reprise

Thank you for the ALC

Based on Portugal 1979 - Sobe Sobe Balao Sobe (mp3)

Da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da
Ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba
Thank you for the fab ALC
Alternative... lyrics contest...

Now the ALC is over once again
And what do I see? You've chosen me again
With our two great pirates we laughed and arrrrred and plankwalked
Granny must be sad though to lose the heavy trophy

Though no Portuguese songs we still got loads of farting
And learnt new some new words, like "mong" and "strop" and "lagrits"
And now I need to write one more winning reprise, so
Here's a song that fits just as badly as a cooz-erse!

I say thank you for the voting
And the points you gave to me
I say thanks for all the joy that they bring
Oh, and who could live without it?
I ask in all honesty
Thank you for the great ALC!

And a thank you to you, Nick D
And to Roger and Arvid
Thomas, Frank, Timo, Martin, and Yair!
(Notice: I did not say "Yami")
And non-participants too
Thank you for the nine twelves to me!

And a thank you to Carola
Must be happy now in hell
With bite marks from wild piranhas and a bear!
She's been strangled, shot and botoxed
But will come back from the dead
Next year for a new MF!

And let's not forget the cowgirl
Richard, let's toast in champagne
And to all the other entrants, you were great!
And now who am I forgetting?
Oh, right, Harrow, you're an ace!
You deserve a grand ATM!

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Carola la la la la
La la la...!

So now let's all go start writing
So Carola will be pleased
For the next years ALC!

All together, celebrate her!

The bitch....

(La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la!)

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