Concentrate. I’ve learned my moves.
Two brain cells, but what does that prove?
Fix my stare, and shake that ass!
Thank the Lord! All things must pass.
Sod the crabs; must scratch that itch.
Just you wait; I’ll get you, bitch!
Pump my arm, thigh that jerks.
Camera’s coming close,
And it’s the Botox which works!
Zooming in to my love pump
The cue for me to jump!
This is such shite! Why should I sing this song?
Remember ‘Shake it!’? That was so me.
My pants are tight. Why? To show off my schlong!
Bananas are cheap, push it deep. Will they see?
This is such shite! Try to ignore my age
Just watch me gyrate, thrust, pose and bend.
This box of light; try to create the stage
You think this is great? Just you wait, for the end!
This is such shite!
Posing now; the treadmills start.
Here’s a chance; my legs apart!
Come on guys; just lean on me.
Yes you’re right, it’s insanity!
Now I know I’m such a flirt.
It’s time to rip my shirt!
This is such shite! Why should I sing this song?
Remember ‘Shake it!’? That was so me.
My pants are tight. Why? To show off my schlong!
Bananas are cheap, push it deep. Will they see?
This is such shite!
This is such shite! Why should I sing this song?
Remember ‘Shake it!’? That was so me.
My pants are tight. Why? To show off my schlong!
Bananas are cheap, push it deep. Will they see?
This is such shite! Try to ignore my age
Just watch me gyrate, thrust, pose and bend.
This box of light; try to create the stage
You think this is great? Just you wait, for the end!
This is such shite!
