Please go away, please leave Marcel
Please hit the road, that would be swell
And when you’re fin’ly gone and away
You’ll see that no-one here wanted you to stay
He was there on a day just like this
No-one liked him anyway
And he couldn’t shut up, ‘bout his big you-know
As if one would even care
At last he said to my dismay
He really came to see me.
I could only stand there, mouth agape
That’s when I began to scream!
Please go away, please leave Marcel
Please hit the road, that would be swell
And when you’re fin’ly gone and away
You’ll see that no-one here wanted you to stay
He stood there, knowing not what to do
After he got a full ear
But I then found out, didn’t quite get through
So I had to make it clear
I grabbed a pen, my mind went free,
Stuck post-its into his coat
And to know what my musings had been
One just had to read the notes:
Please go away, please leave Marcel
Please hit the road, that would be swell
And when you’re fin’ly gone and away
You’ll see that no-one here wanted you to stay
(tears apart mugshots of Marcel whilst singing)
Dab dabba dabba dab
dab doowab
Dab dabba dabba dab
dab doowab
Fridaynight, heard the last news of him
Mamma told me over tea.
How he sings a song, ‘bout a love called Kym
When he clearly sings ‘bout me.
Slovak, -venian, they’re both just wrong.
Who’d want that half-spanish song??
Will you do me a favor or three?
Don’t come ever back to me.
Please go away, please leave Marcel
Please hit the road, that would be swell
PLEASE GO AWAY, PLEASE LEAVE MARCEL!!
Dab dabba dabba dab...
NOW!
