On this day I felt like I enter a prison
On this day I'm early home from work at noon
On this day I heard a noise like an opossum
Just behind the door of our sleeping room

I've got furious, coming in:
You are just penetratin'!
Get out of my wife, dude!

Just get out of my, out of my, out of my house
Just get out of my, out of my, out of my spouse
I just can't believe it's true
You even wear my bathing shoes!

Just get out of my, out of my, out of my room,
Before I hit you with, hit you with, this wooden broom!
Better finish the muffdive,
Or you're fighting to survive!

Just get out of my wife
Get out of my wife

Well, your wife is a beauty, mine looks like Lys Assia
Anyway you hump her like she's Beyoncé
Maybe you should have her, and I'll get your wife here
Boy, would that be awesome, oh please agree!

Cause she's overwhelming me
She's a perfect fiancée
Please, get out with my wife!

Just get out of my, out of my, out of my house
Just get out with my, out with my, out with my spouse
I just can't believe it's true
Soon my life won't be that blue!

Just get out of my, out of my, out of my room
Soon you'll be, soon you'll be, bride and groom
You will get what you deserve
You'll get on each others nerves
Just get out with my wife!

I've never loved you
Not a bit, and now you know
It's not hard to let you go
Get out, my ex-wife!
Get out of my life!

I just can't believe it's true
Soon my life won't be that blue!

Just get out of my, out of my, out of my room,
Soon you'll be, soon you'll be, bride and groom.
You will get what you deserve
You'll get on each others nerves

Just get out with my wife!
Get out! By the way,
I thought you're gay.