It’s a cold night of December
There is nothing in the fridge
I am bored and a bit horny
Gotta find something to do
          There is no time to borrow
            some porn from auntie Jane
          But I know what I will do
            I'm going to call you
            For one night that will do
          You're too hard to resist
            wanna know...
            if you wear your thong
            wanna know...
            if you ask for more
            You're too hard to resist
            wanna know...
            about your tatoo
            wanna know...
            are your undies blue?
            Hoooooooe
            You're too hard to resist
          never thought that you would take me
            Well I thought that you were gay
          Ok now let's go
            The lights are off, oh no!
            We will start it slow
          You're too hard to resist
            wanna know...
            if you wear your thong
            wanna know...
            if you ask for more
            Hooooooe
            You're too hard to resist
          Oh my god, i was so horny
            I know, but that was corny
            oh yay let's do it agaiiin
          You're too hard to resist
            wanna know...
            if you wear your thong
            wanna know...
            if you ask for more
            You're too hard to resist
            wanna know...
            about your tatoo
            wanna know...
            are your undies blue?
            Hoooooooe
            You're too hard to resist