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Estonian Cowgirl in Asia

Based on DMGP 1991 - Med Exprestog til Kina

 

Don’t write lyrics about farts or birds
Or ‘bout vulgar food, cause then this girl... (yeah)
Will attack you with her own award
And ashame you when you’ve failed to score

Cause a cock au vin is not that fun
And to list countries might seem quite dumb
But she doesn’t quite mind it
Cause there she has found her new kind

Now the cowgirl is Asian
And she’s casually bi-racial
She goes ying, she goes yang
“I love long time”
She was wearing pants, but oh no
It is now a tight kimono
She goes ching, chang, chong
It’s the word for cameltoe

She used to learn how to say “Shame on you”
And she’s been sweating in a pan gravy
And her green cowboy hat was far 2” long
When she walked back alleys in her thong

She’s been dumping her lover Marcel
And The Shining was kicked out as well
But she’s found her new thing, yes
Her paradise until next year

Now the cowgirl is Asian
And she’s casually bi-racial
She goes Yee, she goes Haa!
“I love long time”
She is one bit Yoko Ono
And still one bit Texas town ho
She goes ching, chang, chong
It’s the word for cameltoe

Now the cowgirl is Asian
And she’s casually bi-racial
She goes ying, she goes yang
“I love long time”
She was wearing pants, but oh no
It is now a tight kimono
She goes ching, chang, chong
It’s the word for cameltoe

(ching, chang, chong, it’s the word for..)

She goes ching, chang, chong
And the truth is, now she’s me

 

 

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