You asked me for a date, you said at half past eight
But it got rather late, waited all night, you think that’s right?
I know you’re rather cute, but you know : rude is rude
So better face  the truth , and fancy that, I tell you flat

Twat
You’re nothing but a twat
You’re nothing but a fool, a
Rat! It’s in the way you move,  and in the way you’re laughing
You think you are so cool, but let me tell you that
You’re nothing but a brat, an idiot, a twat.

You drive a fancy car, and drink in trendy bars
But isn’t it bizarre, nothing gets paid, you think that’s great?
To tell your fairytales, you text ten times a day,
But you know what they say, too many twits might make a twat

Twat
You’re nothing but a twat
You’re nothing but a sewer
Rat! A dirty welcome mat, a dungeon bat with pimples
You think you are a star, you dried up fisher cat
You’re nothing but a fool, a dented hat, a twat.