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18) Green Speedos

Based on Netherlands 1963 - Een Speeldos

Green Speedos.
Green Speedos.
How long it’s been since we met.

And once a year, we reconvene again.
I break you out of your case.
Wash out my Speedos’ wrinkles, sand, and brownish stains.
Rinse them off in the drain.

I stand in water, simply overcome.
My taut, green sling on parade.
What else besides my Speedos is this comfortable,
While providing constraint?

Oh hey, how neat to let it hang.
Just there, ‘bout halfway down.
With my willy tucked,
I may now conduct,
The things that make a man a man.

The harder thing is anonymity:
Though in my trunks I take pride,
I sometimes strip whenever going for a dip,
For the fear of being clearly recognized,
By my horny ex-wife.

[Jaunty swimming music]

Oh hey, how neat to let it hang.
Just there, ‘bout halfway down.
With my pickle packed,
I can’t help attract
A ravenous pack of single men.

Swimming in the Mediterranean,
My pouch keeps everything dry.
I take a dip and marvel at the perfect fit.
What a feeling of absolute delight!
What a blessing to briefly reunite,
With my swimsuit delight!

 

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