Another night and I'm waiting for you
Just thought you must be running late
But again you phoned me up
And asked me: "Would you mind another date?"

It was alright until I heard the news
Jemima had her eyes on you
Saw you walking in that bar
From afar, gay men for all to view

But what on earth would you be doing in there?
(What on earth, in there - ah ah...)
I had to know, so I thought I would go
And baby, did I get a show!

Strut your slutty stuff on that grand stage, my oh my
Make those poor Juanito's beg for you, but don't make them cry
But you must remember, I will never forget
Now I know! You are just a big homo!

You seemed so happy now, you were alive
You shone so proudly on the stage
I believe we could be friends
And maybe, slightly misbehave

Went up to you and you saw me just smile
You knew that everything was cool
Now you owe me a night out
Just shout out, and take me by the pool

How did we come here, I wonder, oh dear!
(Oh dear ha! How did we come ah ha)
Just guess it's too much sun or drink, I think
That's just how we end up in sync

Strut your slutty stuff on that grand stage, my oh my
Make those poor Juanito's beg for you, but don't make them cry
But you must remember, I will never forget
Now I know! You are just a big homo!

Strut your slutty stuff on that grand stage, my oh my
Make those poor Juanito's beg for you, but don't make them cry
But you must remember, I will never forget
Now I know! You are just a big homo!

Tease them, make them want you
But don't give it up
Half the game is waiting
Not so much the fuck

Tease them with your eyes
Just make them beg you for more
Putty in your hand they will become for sure
They become for sure

Strut your slutty stuff on that grand stage, my oh my
Make those poor Juanito's beg for you, but don't make them cry
But you must remember, I will never forget
Now I know! You are just a big homo!

Strut your slutty stuff on that grand stage, my oh my
Make those poor Juanito's beg for you, but don't make them cry
But you must remember, I will never forget
Now I know! You are just a big homo!

My partner in crime!