Aaaah-spaaah-raaahhhhh-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah
Ah-spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah
Ah-spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah
I love you but not as much as I love asparag-ooh-ooh-ooh
I love you but not as much as I love asparagus

You're just so thrilling
I'm willing
I give in
I need you tonight
I want to cover you
Smother you
Grab you and give you a bite
I want to cook you
And suck you
And - look
I'm not looking at YOU
I love you but not as much as I love asparag-ooh-ooh-ooh
I love you but not as much as I love asparagus

I like your silken lips
Adore your sensuous hips
Let me give you a tip...
I love you but not as much as I love asparag-ooh-ooh-ooh
I love you but not as much as I love asparagus

I want to coat you
In cocoa
And nibble your nibs all night long
Get you all wet
Vinaigrette
And you bet that we'd get right along
I want to take you
And bake you
And - not YOU, you're taking this wrong!
I love you but not as much as I love asparag-ooh-ooh-ooh
I love you but not as much as I love asparagus

I like your silken hair
Like your cute button ears
They're not fresh Spargel spears...
I love you but not as much as I love asparag-ooh-ooh-ooh
I love you but not as much as I love asparagus

Aaaah-spaaah-raaahhhhh-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah
Ah-spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah
Ah-spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah spah-rah-gah
I love you but not as much as I love asparag-ooh-ooh-ooh
I love you but not as much as I love asparagus
I love you but not as much as I love asparag-ooh-ooh-ooh
I love you but not as much as I love asparagus