
4) Sharks! (We cannot leave the bay)
Based on Turkey 1987 - Şarkım sevgi üstüne
CAPTAIN: "The seven seas! (haven't counted…) The seven seas!"
  "That's where we'd be! Sail with no fear!"
  CREW: *Screaming and running in terror around the ship*
  "Sharks!!!!! We cannot leave the bay!"
  
  CREW: "Captain! At sea, it's dinner time!"
  "Captain! The fish! Us they surround!"
  "We'll beat you if you don't obey -"
  "Sharks! Let's give up on this sail…"
  
  CAPTAIN: "Silly sharks won't block the way through…"
  "What do sailors do in Peru?"
  "They feed them glue, so they can't chew!"
  "I think we should do the same!"
  
  CAPTAIN: "NOW! Go and feed! I'll get some beer"
  CREW: "Where the glue is? Ha, in your beer!"
  
  UNKOWN PERSON: *Sailing quickly towards the ship in a jet*
  
  'SAVE THE SHARKS' ORGANIZATION MEMBER (what he appears to be): "Don't kill the fish! He could be your friend!"
  CREW: "Shut up, you nerd! You see? We're stuck!"
  "We won't hurt sharks, if you ask…"
  "We'll distract them with some bait…!"
  
  CREW: "Dear activist (if you like fish), jump to the sea"
  "Your 'friends' are here, hungry for meat!"
  
  CREW: "Leg after leg, hand after hand"
  "Yuuuuuum!!! The sharks eat, and we are safe!"
  "Now, anchor's up, not worried that –"
  "Sharks will block our way again!"
  
  CREW: "My! What was that? No!!!! They are back!!!!!"
  "Man body parts – Appetizers!"
  "They swim so fast, we're doomed... Oh, nay…"
  "We're gonna shout in dismay:"
  "Eaten by sharks… That's not fair!!!"
  "We knew we shouldn't have sailed..."