Once I was crowned "Miss Nudity", "Miss French Kiss" and "Miss Golden Pee"
I also won "Miss Cleavage" and "Miss Thighs".
Now that I'm past my use-by-date
Dethroned "Miss Juice Box", doubtful fate
Here's footage from my proud "Miss Juice Box" heights:

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You can trust in my vows, my DVDs arouse!
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Now at seasonal sales, exclusively for males!

Here's a gym DVD!
Here's a rim DVD!
On the one for a dime watch a sixty-nine!

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Want some dicks from behind?
Or a blowjob, refined? (Signed!!!)
Or will someone affirm when I'm gargling sperm?

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Here's my domina gear
Here's my arse, from the rear
Here's a workman that sprawls when I tug his bulging balls

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Now at seasonal sales, exclusively for males!