
| # | TITLE | WRITER | ORIGINAL | DRAW | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Marie N’o. 5 | Jonas | ![]() | LAT 2002 I Wanna | 15 | 107 |
| 2 | Shh | Keithykat | ![]() | UKR 2021 Shum | 6 | 95 |
| 3 | Wonderful Wombats! | Martin F. | ![]() | ISL 1996 Sjúbídú | 11 | 94 |
| 4 | Johnny Worries | Yami | ![]() | AZE 2021 Mata Hari | 10 | 83 |
| 5 | Bot | tim,london | ![]() | ISR 1990 Shara barchovot | 12 | 80 |
| 6 | Road Trip! WOOO! | ariseatex | ![]() | UKR 2021 Shum | 1 | 78 |
| 7 | Handwashing II | tim,london | ![]() | HUN 2013 Kedvesem (Zoohacker Remix) | 4 | 74 |
| 8 | Convectional Rainfall | Yami | ![]() | FRA 1992 Monté la riviè | 7 | 73 |
| 9 | The Safety Song | Keithykat & Martin F. | ![]() | ISL 1999 All Out of Luck | 5 | 70 |
| 10 | Play | kccc | ![]() | TUR 1998 Unutamazsın | 22 | 68 |
| 11 | Giroud | Dimivision | ![]() | ISR 1993 Shiru | 3 | 65 |
| 11 | I Love Potatoes | Jonas | ![]() | SWI 1982 Amour on t'aime | 13 | 65 |
| 13 | Georgia | Harrow | ![]() | SWI 1958 Giorgio | 23 | 60 |
| 14 | Hotel Hell | Harrow | ![]() | SWI 1956 Das alte Karusell | 18 | 53 |
| 15 | Ask Sarah’le | Dunge | ![]() | ISR 1993 Shiru | 24 | 49 |
| 16 | Lawyers 4 Less | Sebastian | ![]() | ISR 1992 Ze rak sport | 9 | 46 |
| 17 | Fall | Yami | ![]() | ALB 2018 Mall | 17 | 42 |
| 18 | Hair Rejuvenation | Dunge | ![]() | DEN 2021 Øve os på hinanden | 20 | 36 |
| 19 | A Fantasy, Yeah | Maoz | ![]() | FIN 1983 Fantasiaa | 8 | 31 |
| 19 | Farewell | Jonas | ![]() | SWI 1981 Io senza te | 21 | 31 |
| 21 | Houseplant Hitman | kccc | ![]() | NOR 2021 Ut av mørket (Norwegian version) | 21 | 28 |
| 22 | Country Walk | kccc | ![]() | MAC 2021 Here I Stand | 2 | 25 |
| 23 | Waiting for a Prick to Come | Esker & Sebastian | ![]() | ALB 1990 Zjarr e ftohtë | 19 | 20 |
| 24 | Maxi & Chris Garden’s Post-Eurovision Career | JonathanBE | ![]() | GER 1988 Lied für einen Freund | 14 | 19 |
| # | TITLE | WRITER | ORIGINAL | DRAW | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bot | tim,london | ![]() | ISR 1990 Shara barchovot | 1 | 153 |
| 2 | Johnny Worries | Yami | ![]() | AZE 2021 Mata Hari | 9 | 139 |
| 3 | Georgia | Harrow | ![]() | SWI 1958 Giorgio | 2 | 120 |
| 4 | Play | kccc | ![]() | TUR 1998 Unutamazsın | 5 | 117 |
| 5 | Ask Sarah’le | Dunge | ![]() | ISR 1993 Shiru | 3 | 97 |
| 6 | Sure Jan | phutty | ![]() | MOL 2021 Sugar | 7 | 83 |
| 7 | Anti-Vaccine | Dimivision | ![]() | SMA 2021 Adrenalina | 12 | 81 |
| 8 | The Anti-Vaxxer Song (OH OH – Uh – OH OH) | JonathanBE | ![]() | SMA 2012 The Social Network Song (OH OH - Uh - OH OH) | 11 | 51 |
| 9 | Bird with a New Face | Alexander-NL | ![]() | NED 2021 Birth of a New Age | 4 | 45 |
| 9 | HA, HA, HA!! | scami | ![]() | ESP 1968 La la la | 10 | 45 |
| 11 | Board Down | Maoz | ![]() | GER 1978 Feuer | 8 | 35 |
| 12 | Poopity | yves | ![]() | UKR 2013 Gravity | 6 | 23 |
| # | TITLE | WRITER | ORIGINAL | DRAW | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Love Potatoes | Jonas | ![]() | SWI 1982 Amour on t'aime | 3 | 122 |
| 2 | Wonderful Wombats! | Martin F. | ![]() | ISL 1996 Sjúbídú | 4 | 116 |
| 3 | Lawyers 4 Less | Sebastian | ![]() | ISR 1992 Ze rak sport | 12 | 114 |
| 4 | Houseplant Hitman | kccc | ![]() | NOR 2021 Ut av mørket (Norwegian version) | 8 | 107 |
| 5 | Hair Rejuvenation | Dunge | ![]() | DEN 2021 Øve os på hinanden | 6 | 99 |
| 6 | Haunted by Lys A | Harrow | ![]() | SWI 1957 L'enfant que j'étais | 10 | 89 |
| 7 | Belarexit | phutty | ![]() | LUX 1974 Bye Bye I Love You | 1 | 75 |
| 8 | A Fantasy, Yeah | Maoz | ![]() | FIN 1983 Fantasiaa | 11 | 60 |
| 9 | Auto Reload | Ali B. | ![]() | BEL 1980 Euro-Vision | 5 | 57 |
| 10 | Whatever Nigella Wants, Nigella Gets | Dimivision | ![]() | GER 1998 Guildo hat euch lieb! | 9 | 30 |
| 11 | Lick Block | yves | ![]() | CRO 2021 Tick Tock | 7 | 24 |
| 12 | The Book | TenT | ![]() | AUT 2021 Amen | 2 | 10 |
| # | TITLE | WRITER | ORIGINAL | DRAW | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Safety Song | Keithykat & Martin F. | ![]() | ISL 1999 All Out of Luck | 1 | 137 |
| 2 | Marie N’o. 5 | Jonas | ![]() | LAT 2002 I Wanna | 12 | 136 |
| 3 | Hotel Hell | Harrow | ![]() | SWI 1956 Das alte Karusell | 5 | 101 |
| 4 | Fall | Yami | ![]() | ALB 2018 Mall | 4 | 100 |
| 4 | Giroud | Dimivision | ![]() | ISR 1993 Shiru | 8 | 100 |
| 6 | ESC-Style Voting Assistant | phutty | ![]() | CRO 1994 Nek' ti bude ljubav sva | 9 | 79 |
| 7 | Millennium of Lies | Dunge | ![]() | IRL 2000 Millennium of Love | 3 | 74 |
| 8 | Big Bad Dong | Esker | ![]() | NED 1975 Ding-a-dong | 2 | 72 |
| 9 | This Cute Dwarf Is Really Stubborn | Maoz | ![]() | GER 1991 Dieses Traum darf niemals sterben | 6 | 55 |
| 9 | Get 10% Off My OnlyFans With a 12-Month Subscription | ariseatex | ![]() | AUT 2021 Amen | 10 | 55 |
| 11 | My Number One (Hieroglyphic Version) | Sebastian | ![]() | GRE 2005 My Number One | 11 | 46 |
| 12 | Toilet Paper Rolls | ThomNL | ![]() | NED 1990 Ik wil alles met je delen | 7 | 34 |
Maxi & Chris Garden Watching Eurovision 1989 During Their Post-Eurovision Career (Cowgirl reprise)
Alternative Marija (winning reprise)
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