
| # | TITLE | WRITER | ORIGINAL | DRAW | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Condiment Girls | Sebastian | ![]() | MK 2000 100% te ljubam | 1 | 155 |
| 2 | Tired Barista | tim,london | ![]() | PT 2018 O jardim | 12 | 101 |
| 3 | Roomba on the Run | Jonas | ![]() | FI 1991 Hullu yö | 16 | 93 |
| 4 | Sunshine | ariseatex | ![]() | NL 2022 De diepte | 7 | 93 |
| 5 | Sperm Bank Angst | tim,london | ![]() | IL 2010 Milim | 15 | 90 |
| 6 | Macro Aggro | Sebastian | ![]() | PT 2011 A luta é alegria | 8 | 84 |
| 7 | Despicable Former Soviet Republics | Yami | ![]() | TR 1981 Dönme dolap | 25 | 78 |
| 8 | Education Catchment Area | Yami | ![]() | ES 2023 Eaea | 21 | 74 |
| 9 | MB Trolls in Springtime | JonathanBE | ![]() | ES 1995 Vuelve conmigo | 2 | 67 |
| 10 | First Love | phutty | ![]() | NO 1964 Spiral | 13 | 58 |
| 11 | Simulator? | Jonas | ![]() | TR 1979 Seviyorum | 10 | 57 |
| 12 | Frosty Secrets | Sebastian | ![]() | RU 2014 Shine | 9 | 54 |
| 13 | Harina Potter | Harrow | ![]() | AM 2023 Future Lover | 17 | 51 |
| 14 | Silence Hides The Tears | Esker | ![]() | IE 1980 What's Another Year? | 14 | 47 |
| 15 | Alphabeta | Dimivision | ![]() | IL 1978 A-ba-ni-bi | 11 | 43 |
| 16 | Immersion Therapy | Yami | ![]() | PT 1995 Baunilha e chocolate | 20 | 40 |
| 17 | Letdown at Channel 4 | Ali B. | ![]() | IL 1981 Halayla | 23 | 38 |
| 18 | Doing Laundry | JonathanBE | ![]() | BE 1976 Judy et cie | 24 | 34 |
| 19 | Sonia's Revenge | John007 | ![]() | UK 1993 Better the Devil You Know | 3 | 33 |
| 20 | Definitely Extremely Vaingloriously In Love | Esker | ![]() | SE 1991 Fångad av en stormvind | 19 | 24 |
| 21 | Problem Nation | Keithykat | ![]() | GR 2002 S.A.G.A.P.O. | 4 | 21 |
| 22 | Eurovision Black Mirror | Keithykat | ![]() | ES 1990 Bandido | 18 | 21 |
| 23 | Nunc est bibendum | Jay | ![]() | SI 2023 Carpe diem | 5 | 18 |
| 24 | Thing Is Known | Alexander-NL | ![]() | UK 2023 I Wrote a Song | 22 | 12 |
| 25 | Man in the Mirror | Esker | ![]() | FI 2023 Cha Cha Cha | 6 | 6 |
| # | TITLE | WRITER | ORIGINAL | DRAW | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Condiment Girls | Sebastian | ![]() | MK 2000 100% te ljubam | 13 | 229 |
| 2 | Despicable Former Soviet Republics | Yami | ![]() | TR 1981 Dönme dolap | 6 | 166 |
| 3 | Tired Barista | tim,london | ![]() | PT 2018 O jardim | 10 | 161 |
| 4 | Eurovision Black Mirror | Keithykat | ![]() | ES 1990 Bandido | 8 | 110 |
| 5 | Man in the Mirror | Esker | ![]() | FI 2023 Cha Cha Cha | 11 | 91 |
| 6 | Je suis Pinocchio | Dimivision | ![]() | FR 1994 Je suis un vrai garçon | 12 | 89 |
| 7 | Salamurhaajat | JonathanBE | ![]() | FI 2010 Työlki ellää | 14 | 73 |
| 8 | Uno per gatti | Harrow | ![]() | IT 1963 Uno per tutte | 1 | 70 |
| 9 | A Chef's Tale | ijwblue | ![]() | PT 2017 Amar pelos dois | 3 | 61 |
| 10 | Sonia's Revenge | John007 | ![]() | UK 1993 Better the Devil You Know | 4 | 59 |
| 11 | Deer in Headlights | Jay | ![]() | NL 2023 Burning Daylight | 9 | 54 |
| 12 | I'm In A Meditative State Right Now | Alexander-NL | ![]() | IL 2023 Unicorn | 5 | 48 |
| 13 | I Really Should Have Gone With Marco | Paul | ![]() | IT 2021 Zitti e buoni | 16 | 42 |
| 14 | Lisboa Brisbane | kccc | ![]() | PT 2020 Medo de sentir | 2 | 36 |
| 15 | Zero and Counting | SpK | ![]() | SE 2008 Hero | 15 | 30 |
| 16 | The 🚫 Word | javi | ![]() | FR 1976 Un, deux, trois | 7 | 15 |
| # | TITLE | WRITER | ORIGINAL | DRAW | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Macro Aggro | Sebastian | ![]() | PT 2011 A luta é alegria | 13 | 148 |
| 2 | Education Catchment Area | Yami | ![]() | ES 2023 Eaea | 7 | 147 |
| 3 | MB Trolls in Springtime | JonathanBE | ![]() | ES 1995 Vuelve conmigo | 2 | 122 |
| 4 | Alphabeta | Dimivision | ![]() | IL 1978 A-ba-ni-bi | 5 | 112 |
| 5 | Silence Hides The Tears | Esker | ![]() | IE 1980 What's Another Year? | 9 | 106 |
| 6 | Army EŠČ | Harrow | ![]() | HR 2023 Mama ŠČ! | 6 | 105 |
| 7 | Little Red Cow | ariseatex | ![]() | CZ 2022 Lights Off | 4 | 99 |
| 8 | Letdown at Channel 4 | Ali B. | ![]() | IL 1981 Halayla | 10 | 93 |
| 9 | One Night in Birkenhead | kccc | ![]() | AL 2019 Ktheju tokës | 11 | 86 |
| 10 | Sandwich | Jonas | ![]() | FI 2018 Monsters | 14 | 82 |
| 11 | Ratatouille | Jay | ![]() | NL 1972 Als het om de liefde gaat | 15 | 71 |
| 12 | S.I.Y.C.S.T.E.M.H.S.H. | phutty | ![]() | IT 2023 Due vite | 1 | 52 |
| 13 | U.N.E.S.C.O. | ijwblue | ![]() | GR 2002 S.A.G.A.P.O. | 8 | 40 |
| 14 | Unchained Ego-Melody | javi | ![]() | SE 1982 Dag efter dag | 12 | 35 |
| 15 | Il Faux Du Temps | SpK | ![]() | IS 2010 Je ne sais quoi | 16 | 29 |
| 16 | 2048 | YouSkinnyBitch | ![]() | SE 2009 La voix | 3 | 7 |
| # | TITLE | WRITER | ORIGINAL | DRAW | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Roomba on the Run | Jonas | ![]() | FI 1991 Hullu yö | 2 | 187 |
| 2 | Sunshine | ariseatex | ![]() | NL 2022 De diepte | 16 | 148 |
| 3 | Doing Laundry | JonathanBE | ![]() | BE 1976 Judy et cie | 6 | 126 |
| 4 | Problem Nation | Keithykat | ![]() | GR 2002 S.A.G.A.P.O. | 15 | 97 |
| 5 | Definitely Extremely Vaingloriously In Love | Esker | ![]() | SE 1991 Fångad av en stormvind | 9 | 97 |
| 6 | Gay Porn Clichés | phutty | ![]() | LV 2014 Cake to Bake | 4 | 85 |
| 7 | Allergies | Alexander-NL | ![]() | CY 1998 Genesis | 3 | 85 |
| 8 | Diva | ijwblue | ![]() | FR 2023 Évidemment | 14 | 73 |
| 9 | Nunc est bibendum | Jay | ![]() | SI 2023 Carpe diem | 13 | 72 |
| 10 | Perverts of the Zodiac | Dunge | ![]() | DE 1999 Reise nach Jerusalem – Kudüs'e seyahat | 7 | 70 |
| 11 | MB Baby | SpK | ![]() | UA 2008 Shady Lady | 10 | 65 |
| 12 | DONG | srg | ![]() | AT 2023 Who the Hell Is Edgar? | 11 | 64 |
| 13 | Marlain's Secret | kccc | ![]() | CY 1999 Thane erotas | 1 | 63 |
| 14 | Oh Florida | Dimivision | ![]() | HR 1995 Nostalgija | 5 | 47 |
| 15 | Digame | javi | ![]() | YU 1982 Halo, halo | 12 | 35 |
| 16 | I Wore a Thong | John007 | ![]() | UK 2023 I Wrote a Song | 8 | 20 |
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