based on Malta 1999
Welcome tourists
To my grooved bits
If Venice left you wowed
You’ll love my muff
Canals abound
And once a month
Stick around
That’s when surf’s up
Stroke a beaver at
The petting zoo
We’ve got a Pret
McDonald’s? No
Weekdays, weekends
We never close
Welcome to my cunt
It’s for everyone
Fun for families
Dads especially
Come and see it (come see it)
My g-spot? (My g-spot?)
→ It’s right here ←
There’s a haunted house
In my uterus
Come meet Minnie Mouse
She’s inside my puss
Come and meet her (come meet her)
My g-spot? (My g-spot?)
→ It’s right here! ←
***** “Top crotch service”
***** “Loved the cervix!”
Fancy a wild ride
Inside me?
A uterine
Canyon zipline
*Must be at least
Six inch high
Taste a fresh-plucked clam
We’ve got crabs too
The seafood’s swell
Follow your nose
Our Taco Bell
Does fish tacos
Welcome to my cunt
It’s for everyone
Boogieboard in pee
Watersports are free
Try piss skiing (piss skiing)
My g-spot? (My g-spot?)
→ It’s right here ←
Ride a bumper car
Through my uterus
The hotel’s five star
Pubs are numerous
One per crevice (per crevice)
My g-spot? (My g-spot?)
→ It’s right here! ←
(Cleaned each week)
Welcome to my cunt
Easter has egg hunts
The best way to reach
Corners of my peach
Is a beef bus (a beef bus)
My g-spot? (My g-spot?)
→ It’s right here!! ←
The aquarium’s
Like an ocean trench
Watch Shamu do jumps
All rows will get drenched
Find it downtown (it’s downtown)
My g-spot? (My g-spot?)
→ It’s right here!!! ←
It’s the happiest
And flappiest
Place on Earth