Based on Switzerland 2014

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January Kristen Jones
Beguiling eyes, the silkiest voice
Out of the blue she’s in the town
For a Mad Men shoot, I figured out

She’s my celebrity crush I cannot handle
Obsession I don’t know how to fight
So I strip down to underwear
The film crew surely won’t mind

My Betty, please, my Betty, please
Here’s my inner thigh available for signing
Kiss me on the cheek
But I am escorted out before you answer me

Finding out your hotel room
Walk in the park, the problem’s getting in
There are not too many ways of
Acquiring keys and clothes

Gotta knock him out. Who? The bellboy
He’s of a roughly matching size
Dinner from kitchens, a bottle of wine
You cannot anymore say no

My Betty love, my Betty love
You can’t be so shy, my butt is up for signing
So? You’re in the bath
I’m not gonna look, just sign and I am out

Your scream is awfully loud
You hate my backside, you hate my backside
Normally you are more
Sophisticated, sophisticated

You called the cops and you called the army
They lock me up, that hurts me
You called the cops, thought they’d do their duty
But hey, I pilfer the cell keys

My Betty dear, my Betty dear
Maybe you will like the next part up for signing
No, no need to fear
But recurring turndowns absolutely sear my heart

My Betty dear
Maybe you will like the next part up for signing
No, no need to fear
But recurring turndowns absolutely sear my heart

My Betty dear
Maybe you will like the next part up for signing
No, no need to fear
But recurring turndowns absolutely sear my heart