Payback

Based on Playback (Portugal 1981)

Have they scratched your brand new car?
Does your nose job look bizarre?
Wanted Turku for the meet-up, not Qatar?
Then payback! Then payback! Then pay-back!

As polite as you can be
Offer them some ‘herbal tea’
While they sip it you yell “HA, YOU’RE DRINKING PEE!”
That’s payback! That’s payback! That’s pay-back!

Jealous of your friend’s flirtation?
Spread dishonest information:
“Last month involved penetration,
now she’s pregnant, don’t date her!”

Sweet payback, it’s your true revenge
Change the route on their safety plan
That’s payback!
Bitter sweet payback!
Merciless payback!
There are many ways to
force payback – haven’t got a clue?
Knock them out, paint a cock tattoo
That’s payback!
Bitter sweet payback!
Merciless payback!
Ain’t he out? Then blab he’s gay!!

Found out Santa Claus is fake?
Did Chiara eat your cake?
Do your granny’s fanny farts keep you awake?
Then payback! Then payback! Then pay-back!

Write their number on the wall
Of a filthy toilet stall
Promise blowjobs if they’re brave enough to call
That’s payback! That’s payback! That’s pay-back!

Send them to a Muslim nation
Wearing shirts with the translation
‘’NO ROOM ON THE EARTH FOR ISLAM,
ALLAH’S STUPID! WHERE’S YOUR BOMB?!’’

Sweet payback, it’s your true revenge
Sign them up for the Ku Klux Klan
That’s payback!
Bitter sweet payback!
Merciless payback!
There are many ways to
force payback – haven’t got a clue?
Pack their Nutella pot with poo
That’s payback!
Bitter sweet payback!
Merciless payback!
Fill their bed with killer bees!!

Is your daughter not your own?
Have been spied on by a drone?
Over sixty and still waiting for the throne?
Then payback! Then payback! Then pay-back!

Still unsure which plan works best?
Just forget about the rest
Grab a knife and stab the fucker in the chest

That’s payback, that’s payback, that’s pay-back!
That’s payback, that’s payback, that’s pay-back!
That’s payback, that’s payback.. that’s pay-back!