A Time-Out

Based on Attention (Lithuania 2014)

A time-out! A time-out!

Honey, could you please step on the scales? (Huh?)
Why avoid it?
It cannot bite you if you’re still in shape, well
A sphere is a shape, too

Your body composition’s mainly lard, eww!
You’re a piggy!
To think you were a budding footie star
Just some ten years ago

This is a mess we must address
‘Cos I’m a girl with certain needs
You gotta weigh a few tonnes less
Or I’m squashed

Don’t wanna lie and spread my legs
Don’t wanna get down on my knees
I’m gonna keep withholding sex
Till you get fit

A time-out! Don’t want a slob
It’s time to make a man re-become a man
A time-out! Don’t want your knob
Until you’ve met my fasting plan

Smuggling bacon rolls into our bed
Nauseating
And dodging gym to have a beer with lads, yikes
Don’t you defy me!

So now I must enforce your celibate plight
I’ll have the last laugh
No touching yourself when I have you latched
In a chastity belt

See, this is a way that yields success
Soon you can meet my certain needs
If I don’t puke when you undress
I’m appeased

Don’t wanna lie and spread my legs
Don’t wanna get down on my knees
I’m gonna keep withholding sex
Till you get fit

A time-out! Don’t want a slob
It’s time to make a man re-become a man
A time-out! Don’t want your knob
Until you’ve met my fasting plan

You speak out, well, that is new
You dare to point out I’m chunky too

I step on the scales ‘cos you’re mistaken
You have to be
But the gravity of the criticism
Weighs me down

A freak-out! I am a slob
I see it now when I gauge my pelvic span
A freak-out! It’s time to drop
The scales into a garbage can

A way out! I mustn’t sob
Now we can make a new sexercising plan
A way out! We never stop
We’re humping to get fit, we can

The lights out!