I used to be a male, Now drag, My pink dresses

With my gross, horrid makeup on, i almost forgot my mole.

My hair must be dolled up, with the curls, and feathers,

I look into the mirror with the pearly lights shining me.

I suddenly look and realize who i am.

Mama, I have become a drag queen, oh, please help me!

Mama, Maybe I can go compete on RuPaul’s Show.

Mama, I’m going out there to perform for all gays

Mama, Mama, Mama, Oh, please help me!

I need some advice now, how do I do this dance?

Do I go around and around the pole to the left or right?

Oh, this is so very confusing for me

Mama, last night, 7 guys tried to get with me.

Mama, this place smells of nasty male body fluids.

Mama, please come and rescue me from this damned hellhole.

Mama, mama, mama, come help me!

Mama, last night, 7 guys tried to get with me.

Mama, I have become a drag queen, oh, please help me!

Mama, I’m going out there to perform for all gays

Mama, Mama, Mama, Oh, please help me!