Telling Him I’m Pregnant

Based on Listen To Your Heartbeat (Sweden 2001)

“What do you mean?
Not in love with me?
There’s something wrong
How the hell can’t you be?!

Did you use me to play;
For riding on your huge, big black dick

You’re such a prick!
I’m a girl with class!
For using me
I’m gonna kick your ass!

I know you’re bound to regret
Oh, James, I’m gonna have your babies!”

How could I be such a fool?
There’s no fetus, it is cruel
I know that this was
Not the right way to go

Telling him I’m pregnant
Has not made things better
Should I fake abortion?
Admit I’m a liar?

Pillow and a sweater
Seems the way to go now
Slightly out of fashion
I know, but I have to

“Next Tuesday I’ll
Have the first echo
I’m quite afraid
Don’t want you to join
Send you pics later on”

Oh dear I need to Google ‘echo’!

I had no plan, yeah, it’s true
No, I did not think this through
I might buy some sperm
And adjust it somehow

Telling him I’m pregnant
Has not made things better
Should I fake abortion?
Admit I’m a liar?

Pillow and a sweater
Seems the way to go now
Slightly out of fashion
I know, but I have to

One last chance to hide my lie
Catch a plane, adopt a baby guy

“Say hello to Xheng, James
Oh my, he looks like you!
And about that slant eye
My grandma had them too

James, this is a baby
No copy of you yet
Of course his dick is big
What else did you expect?”

(James) “Then I bet he’s mine, babe!”