Cleopatra’s Needles

Based on Greece 1992

*sounds of pain*

First tattoo?
That was my heroine… yes, Alsou
Next I got my number two… Dima Koldun
I have Polina and Bilan… on either earlobe
While my left knee shows Isis Gee…
The right, Anggun

Ev’ry piece of my skin is pigmented
With star performers of the past
Seen a gap?… Then it must be corrected!
I’ll ink regardless of the cost

You guys’ll spot me at the meet-up!

*more sounds of pain*

Who’s that girl?
Her eyes peep out… above my waistline
Conchita!
Her facial hair… lies, uhmm, below
There’s room for Vissi over here…
By Zelmerlöw
Not on my belly, that’s reserved…
For Salvador

Ev’ry piece of my skin is pigmented
You’ll find Lys Assia on my ass!
See this scab?… Agurbash got infected!
I’ll ink regardless of some pus

I’m more tattooed than all PEGIDA!

*solo electric guitar*

*solo tattoo needle*

Ev’ry piece of my skin is pigmented
With star performers of the past
Still my friends think I must be demented
Well I don’t understand the fuss

If male I’d surely ink my penis!