Based on Children, Kinder, Enfants (Luxembourg 1985)
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Parents of the Bride |
Bride & Groom |
Parents of the Groom |
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Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
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Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
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Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
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Nananana nananana... |
Nananana nananana... |
Nananana nananana... |
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It seems so dull, this wedding day, the priest was fine, the
church looked grey |
It seems so dull, this wedding day, the priest was fine, the
church looked grey |
It seems so dull, this wedding day, the priest was fine, the
church looked grey |
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A very bland finger buffet, nobody caught the bride's bouquet |
A very bland finger buffet, nobody caught the bride's bouquet |
A very bland finger buffet, nobody caught the bride's bouquet |
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Time for us all to go outside now the photographer's arrived |
Time for us all to go outside now the photographer's arrived |
Time for us all to go outside now the photographer's arrived |
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We stand in line, pose side-by-side |
We stand in line, pose side-by-side |
We stand in line, pose side-by-side |
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Big gusts of wind, pouring with rain, a winter wedding is insane |
Big gusts of wind, pouring with rain, a winter wedding is insane |
Big gusts of wind, pouring with rain, a winter wedding is insane |
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Even inside is far too cool, whoever chose the date's a fool |
Even inside is far too cool, whoever chose the date's a fool |
Even inside is far too cool, whoever chose the date's a fool |
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The best man's speech? It really jarred, saying the groom is
"small when hard" |
The best man's speech? It really jarred, saying the groom is
"small when hard" |
The best man's speech? It really jarred, saying the groom is
"small when hard" |
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Calling the bride "a tub of lard" |
Calling the bride "a tub of lard" |
Calling the bride "a tub of lard" |
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Infants cried throughout the wedding, screams and vomit, loud grunts |
Infants cried throughout the wedding, screams and vomit, loud grunts |
Infants cried throughout the wedding, screams and vomit, loud grunts |
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Why were they not banned? |
Why were they not banned? |
Why were they not banned? |
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Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
Are we in love? We're not so sure, this wedding day is a bloody
chore |
Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
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Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
A one night stand that became more, we should have taken more
care for sure: |
Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
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Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
One torrid shag under a tree, and that turned into a pregnancy |
Nananana... nananana... nananana nana nana... |
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Nananana nananana... |
We felt we should "do the right thing" and so now we
have exchanged our rings |
Nananana nananana... |
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Our child's new spouse seems far too wild, not good enough for
our dear child |
In-laws |
Our child's new spouse seems far too wild, not good enough for
our dear child |
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Never cleans up: house smells of poo, and they are really ugly
too |
Rude and domineering |
Never cleans up: house smells of poo, and they are really ugly
too |
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The way they eat drives us so mad, and all their piercings makes
us sad |
Always interfering |
The way they eat drives us so mad, and all their piercings makes
us sad |
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Let's just face facts: this match is bad |
In every thing |
Let's just face facts: this match is bad |
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It's wrong |
We gave our vows, we pledged our hearts, today's the start,
"Death us do part" |
It's wrong |
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She loves meat; he's vegan |
"Forevermore husband and wife", well for a bit, but
not for life |
She loves meat; he's vegan |
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She hates dogs; he wants one |
"When we have wealth, when we are poor", when we go
broke, I'll leave you for |
She hates dogs; he wants one |
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She can't stand his puns |
A very rich young paramour |
She can't stand his puns |
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Lalalala\C9 lalalala\C9 lalalala lala lala\C9 |
"Honour and trust, never tell lies", but I won't tell
you I despise |
Lalalala\C9 lalalala\C9 lalalala lala lala\C9 |
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Lalalala\C9 lalalala\C9 lalalala lala lala\C9 |
All of your friends, apart from one, with whom I had some
naughty fun |
Lalalala\C9 lalalala\C9 lalalala lala lala\C9 |
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Lalalala\C9 lalalala\C9 lalalala lala lala\C9 |
"Faithful to you", but I must say if you go wrinkly,
fat or grey |
Lalalala\C9 lalalala\C9 lalalala lala lala\C9 |
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Lalalala\C9 lalalala\C9 lalalalalala |
Then I'll be forced to play away |
Lalalala\C9 lalalala\C9 lalalalalala |
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Drank so much booze, rum, gin & juice, we've put the
bathroom to good use |
Our mums |
Though we look proud, inside we're dying: the bride's mum has
drunk the whole bar dry! |
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Groom's dad, we swear, has gay affairs, winked at the priest
when knelt in prayer |
Got nasty on dark rum |
Vulgar pink shawl! We are appalled! And her dress is stained
with berry pie! |
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He said "Priest dear, are you well-hung? Meet me at six by
the canal" |
Called each other "pond scum!" |
She's a disgrace! Tats on her face! We've paid for everything,
we've been conned! |
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As for his wife, well she's so dull |
Had a violent scrum |
They haven't paid a single cent! |
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She's a sour trout, the Queen of Ice, sneering at us while she
sips champagne |
So glum |
Don't let us start on the bride's dad - garlicky breath is
really bad! |
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Outside she's calm, inside she's lost, drinks every day to blot
out the pain |
No more single life fun |
Boy, does he eat! Ten plates of meat! Burping in time with the
dance band! |
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Frigid lifestyle: last sex she had was with her butler in '91 |
Oh god, what have we done? |
He's so hirsute! Has a black eye! And fondled Great Aunt
Mildred's thighs! |
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Oh dear we've slipped! In some dog shit! |
Tempted to run\C9 |
Such plebs they are\C9 |
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Smile for the camera, please! |
Smile for the camera, please! |
Smile for the camera, please! |