Based on Congratulations (UK 1968)

United Nations
And corporations
Always tell everyone that you’re happy and free
United Nations
And declarations
They rule the world and beyond and you just won’t see

Few good achieved and lead by those crappy and demented
Abused, incontinent, urine can always be scented
“‘Cut that glass’ is a verbal phrase”, adore Ban Ki Moon
All heil Ban Ki Moon, he’s state of the art

United Nations
And bad foundations
Always tell everyone that you’re happy and free
United Nations
And bad translations
They rule the world and beyond and you just won’t see

I was betrayed ’cause all what they sought was all my money
It’s under a continental shelf, hidden under sea
But that was all I had, I couldn’t give more, honey
“Lost-found the money”, would Ban Ki Moon say

United Nations
And reputations
Always tell everyone that you’re happy and free
United Nations
For generations
They rule the world and beyond and you just won’t see

United Nations
Public relations
They rule the world and beyond and you just won’t see

They drool at the world and you simply will not see