You can't steal material
You can't produce serial
And that's what you did cause you're a second Waterloo
You want to be Abba
But you are just 'nada'
'Original' is an unknown word in your dictionnary and you show it
And finally the big evening is there
I will clean the floor with you
But, heaven no, what happens there
Europe has totally lost it
Yeah

By lightning I'm struck
Tell all voters they suck
They didn't choose me, instead a bad make up duck
From waterloo
And that's oh so true
Playing like that I can win too
By the lightning I'm struck
But I won't give up
Oh, I still believe in myself
I'm the best, so thinks the press
So just give up cause I'll beat you square
In all charts everywhere

You can't steal material
You can't produce serial
Ulvaeus & co wrote it for them, and not for you
But I must be so wrong
Two vict'ries for one song
Televoting has been here now for far too long

Chorus again

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