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SAELAAAAMIIIIID GRAAAAL
(English translation: "Sound of a dirty old man getting very excited")

Dan Ray

Original melody: "Kaelakee Hääl" - Estonia 1996

Maarja-Liis Ilus It's such a lovely day, I'm out walking in the park
The wind blows through my hair
Here comes an older man, old enough to be my Dad
What is he doing there?

Ivo Linna: Well, hello my beauty
Would you like some of my sweets?
Why not suck on my lolly?
I've got so many treats!

M-L I I shouldn't take one, I don't who you are
But I've got such a sweet tooth
Give me your lollipop, or one of your sherbet drops
If my Mum knew she'd hit the roof!

IL: You, could come to my apartment
I don't live far away
Would you like to see my puppies?
Don't matter what your Mum would say!

M-L I Oh I love pups so much, but really we must not rush
My mum would not approve
But let me see your puppies, I bet they're really lovely
We'd better make a move

IL: Oh no, I have been burgled,
All the puppies have gone,
Never mind, let's put on some music
Let's get it going on!

M-L I I knew it could not be true, I never could fancy you
This is how your plot unfurls
Leave me alone grandad, I think that you're really sad
And besides I fancy girls!

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