Came as girl, but I am a boy inside,
Soccer and pool is the story...
Why the doctors cut my penis down?
I could join the backstreet boys...

Oh, no! I forgot to shave my moustache,
And I should sing tonight,
If I will...
My moustache would grow!!!
Viva la moustache, Moustache is growing.
What am I doing?
Hungry, Slovakia and even Coratia,
won't give me any points,
Viva la moustache, Moustache is growing.
Crowd is laughing, My mother's crying.
Red little cool moustache...

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