Charlotte's lurking nightly down the docks
She's been paying her rent giving
Sailors BJs
They like her to really take it all
Taking turns to get their bit of
Slap and tickle

Chorus: Then you're going to hear her cry
Long and loud, up to the sky...

Take me up the shitter
Use some vaseline
Take me up the shitter
Make my cheeks look nice and rosy

Shooting up my passage
I'm holding in a fart
Won't you take me up the shitter
Up the arse

All that sphincter stretching takes its toll
I've heard her arse could house a smallish
Shetland pony
Tattoos on her backside show the way
Sighing, panting, moaning, think she's
Getting horny

Chorus

Her hymen shattered
Many, many years ago
After sleeping with Nick Berry
He popped her cherry

[Listen now to Charlotte]

Take me up the shitter...

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