If I'd not gone to sleep and I'd stayed up last night
I'd have jumped on my saucer before it took flight
If my necklace looks strange, well, it doesn't to me
It's an everyday sight back on Sirius-3

If I had my own hair, if I had my own hair....

But I don't have a voice, 'cause I gave it away
To the little green men who went home yesterday
So I'll act like I'm French and I'll shriek a chanson
People might just believe that I'm Céline Dion

If I come from the home of Christian Dior
You'd think they'd have hidden my age a bit more
The dress I've got on is an absolute pain
But it's not quite as bad as that horror from Spain

If I had my own hair, if I had my own hair....

But I don't have a voice, 'cause I gave it away
To the little green men who went home yesterday
So I'll act like I'm French and I'll shriek a chanson
People might just believe that I'm Céline Dion

Ooohhh, na na na, Phone home!

But I don't have a voice, 'cause I gave it away
To the little green men who went home yesterday

Home yesterday...

I haven't got - a voice!

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