I saw this big blue planet sitting there
Unfortunately I landed on a Car Crusher's yard
Now my ship's a cube of grey metal
And now I just can't seem to get it out.

I'm stuck here knee high in snow
And my feet are freezing cold

Take me to your leader
I'm a purple thing
Take me to your leader
So that I can eat him up
I was in my spaceship
Before I made my big mistake
Won't you take me to your leader, right now!

I decided to pretend that I could sing
Found myself in a contest, I was freezing
I brainwashed everyone around
And then of course I won it all!

I'm stuck here knee high in snow
And my feet are freezing cold

Take me to your leader
I'm a purple thing
Take me to your leader
So that I can eat him up
I was in my spaceship
Before I made my big mistake
Won't you take me to your leader, right now!

I won a huge great heavy trophy, such a shame -
I cost me millions to get it on the plane

I Hate Excess Baggage

Take me to your leader
I'm a purple thing
Take me to your leader
So that I can eat him up
I was in my spaceship
Before I made my big mistake
Won't you take me to your leader, right now!
Won't you take me to your leader, I'm waiting!

EuroNet © Chris Melville 1999