Germany		Oh no oh no it's that man, a clapped out band in Eurov-i-sion Oh no oh no it's that man on another Journey to Eur-o-V-i-sion Oh no oh no here he goes again with a clap out song, and some Turkish Men
Writer		When I was a younger man, I always like to plague,
Germany		Germany with your clapped out songs, that only Eurov-ision could play
Writer		But They tried to make me runner up, They Tried to shut me up,
Germany		We tried to shut him up
Writer		No way no way I gonna come back with a clapped out song and some Turkish Men No way no way I gonna win with some Turkish men, and a lot of vote rigin'
Writer		My songs are a long painful journey,
Germany		Into some decent therapy
Writer		And I shall make them pay more, If they don't listen
Germany		Listening will bring us more therapy
Writer		If they could only see
Germany		Oh help us please
Writer		No way no way I gonna come back with a clapped out song and some Turkish Men No way no way I gonna win with some Turkish men, and alot of vote rigin'
Germany		We all get despressed with his mornful dirges
Writer		You ain't herd nothing yet, I gonna write you more
Germany		We all get despressed with his mournful songs
Writer		And you all gonna pay for whole loads more-or
Germany		And if he goes on we'll need asylums
Boy on small chair at keyboard		Hey this Eurovision crowd, how can you vote for them, they don't have my charm
Germany		Oh no oh no it's that man a clapped out band in Eurov-i-sion Oh no oh no It's that man on another Journey to Eur-o-V-i-sion
Writer		No way no way I gunna come back with a clapped out song and some Turkish Men No way no way I gunna win with some Turkish men, and alot of vote rigin'
Germany		Save us Save us from this man on another Journey to Eur-o-V-i-sion
Writer		No way no way I gunna win with some Turkish men, and alot of vote rigin'

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