So I'm the one can spit out
So far in one throwing,
That's a talent I've got it
A big pride for me...
Judges gave me a ten
What I deserved was all right
I'm looking for new challenges
For me to taking part.
I got annoyed
With my manager
He couldn't understand
I needed more success
So now here I am
My saliva and I
Will prove to you
We're good enough

I don't know why
People said that
I was quite crazy
Because
I spat...
If you didn't know
I was the best one
I will spit you gobs
Until you have a bath

(backing sounds of gargles)

I don't know why
People laugh
They're green with envy
Because
I spit, very very far
If you still don't know
I'll spit you so much
That you'll hate forever
The proudest llamaaa...aaa!

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