Final

12) This Song is Shite

Belarus 2005

I wish I could be singing
A song with a chance of winning
Instead I’ll stand here grinning
Like a mad old tart

I’ve travelled all round the world
With shirts and CDs
Trying to plug this great turd
With live DVDs
Surely by now you’ve all heard
My voice is weedy
But I’m so desperate to win!

This song is shite
Kirkorov’s off his rocker
Boys and Girls was OK
This one sounds so gay

This song is shite
So watch me flash my knockers
Even that won’t feel right
Cos this song is shite
This song is shite

My choreography’s bland
Like a demented bee and
I look like I’m on speed and
I’m addicted now

Watch while I whip off my dress
With breast enhancers
That surely has to impress
you bunch of chancers
Then I’ll completely undress
and shag my dancers
I’m just so desperate to win!

This song is shite
So watch me flash my knockers
Even that won’t feel right
Cos this song is shite

Please televote one more time
Give me your douze points tonight
Give me your douze points tonight

This song is shite
So watch me flash my knockers
But that still won’t feel right
Cos this song is shite
This song is shite
This song is shite

Agurbash losing
Would not be amusing
So even though this song is shite
Pick me tonight!