Let me tell you about a girl named Julie 
                      Posts as juliej when, she’s on the MB, 
                      What’s the j for? Maybe, I will never know 
                      Won’t she tell me? Cos I really want to know 
                       
                      Maybe I can find out by off’ring her wine 
                      I’ve heard she likes chocolates, I hope dark is fine? 
                      Stole her suitcase, but there were no clues in there 
                      At least I had fun, trying on her underwear 
                       
                      juliej, what’s it mean? 
                      Please tell me-ee, I’m intrigued 
                      I dedicate my entry 
                      To the big “j” mystery 
                       
                      juliej, don’t be mean! 
                      A rude peasant’s what you’re being! 
                      I’ll keep asking, til you say 
                    Just what you mean by the “j” 
                    juliej, tell me quick 
                      or I’ll hit you with a stick 
                      Play Sakis repeatedly 
                      Til it makes your ears bleed 
                    juliej 
                    You won’t tell me, I am really really sad 
                      Oh well, fine then, bet that it is something crap! 
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