If I had your legs 
  They would be 
  What could be saving me 
  From disgrace 
  Awful taste 
  Guiding me on stage 
   
  They could be the calves I long for 
  what I'd wish 
  to have had 
  on that night 
  that is what they are. 
   
  If I had your legs 
  I could wear those pants 
  and the golden shoes 
  everything 
  If I had your legs 
  they would make me dance 
  an Icelandic elf 
  If I had your legs 
   
  If I sawed them off 
  feeling your thighs shake beside me 
  fast detached 
  quickly fixed 
  to my trunk 
  for the moves I make 
   
  If I had your legs 
  I could show them off 
  throw them high above 
  everything 
  If I had your legs 
  they would make me dance 
  an Icelandic elf 
  if I had your legs 
   
  If I had your legs 
  I would not scare away 
  the voters' calls 
  oh yeah 
   
  If I had your legs 
  I could feel my calves 
  right down to my shoes 
  every inch. 
   
  If I had your legs 
  you would keep me from 
  having wooden stilts 
  instead of legs.                                          |