Mary is such a tease, but rather sweet
Cuddly white ears and two nice hairy feet
Likes me to have patience
Candlelight and romance
But though she sometimes does play hard to get
Once we’re alone she is one minxy pet
Moaning like a grayback
Humping in the haystack
And when it’s over we do it again

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Dolly is cute but shy, yet quite a dream
Not much experience, only with me
Stroke her on the udder
And she melts like butter
But the best thing with her - she’s got a clone!
Double the fun when we all get it on
Nothing could be greater
Thank you, clone creator!
Oh how I love to shag my curly twins

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Billy is strong and tough, leading the pack
Gently but in command, a macho ram
Likes to make sheep babies
Claims he likes the ladies
But it’s not long ‘til he’s down on all four
And after just one ride - he begs for more!
Spreading like an ibex
When he’s reaching climax
Who would have thought Billy loves it that way!

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Stacey is quite mature, but still has skills
Wild like an animal - she’s quite a milf!
Though she likes the young stuff
She prefers it quite rough
And she goes wild when we invite the rest
With the whole flock is when sheep sex is best
No one but a blind man
Would reject a baa-bang
Life is a bliss when I’m shagging my sheep

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