If you'd like to do
Anything that you want to
Tourette's might just be
The ideal disease for you
All those words you may
Be just too shy to say loudly
Why not let them out?
Join with me and shout proudly

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If you get depressed
When you're at the best parties (parties)
Tired of listening
To all of the boring stories (stories)
No-one will complain
Knowing that your brain's faulty
Drop your pants and say
"Haven't wanked all day... shorty!"

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Better yet than this
Profit from your dysfunction
Take the money from
The handouts with no compunction
And if someone dares to
Claim that you swear 'cause you want to
That's a piece of luck
'Cause those are the best fuckers to sue!

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Sakis!