Based on The Netherlands 1974 – I See A Star

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The Russian stuff I buy is just not sold here
They’ve got some stuff that smells of aniseed
It tastes a bit like root beer when you drink more
I’ve knocked back more than one… s’pose maybe four or five
My head is spinnin’ as I hit the floor

I’m seein’ stars, ’fthat’s what they are
I s’pose they could be grains of rice
I’m seein’ space, a big black face
’less it’s a view of your behind

I’m seein’ stars, ’cept not that far
I guess they could be your head lice
I’m seein’ space, memory’s erased
It’s like I’ve gone completely blind

I wonder what the grog’s like in Djibouti
Apparently it rains there every day
If Jesus were alive I’d give him cooties
I s’pose he’s kinda fit; his tricks’d be a hit
My head’s still hurtin’… where’d I put that wine?

I’m seein’ stars, ’fthat’s what they are
I s’pose they could be grains of rice
I’m seein’ space, a big black face
’less it’s a view of your behind

I’m seein’ stars, ’cept not that far
I guess they could be your head lice

At a guess now I’ll be in bed by… two?
Five more bottles… that oughta do

I’m seein’ stars, ’fthat’s what they are
I s’pose they could be grains of rice
I’m seein’ space, memory’s erased
It’s like I’ve gone completely blind