Moo! (The True Story of The Cow… In His Own Words*)

Based onĀ Georgia JESC 2008 – Bzz

Moo moo moo! Moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo! Moo moo moo!

Mmmmmmmmm…mmmmmmm…mmmmmm…mmmmoo

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Neigh? Nah…

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo *burp*
Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo?
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

*snout flute solo*

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Hay? Ya…

Moooo! Moooo! Moo moo mooo! Mooo!
Moo moo mooo! Mooo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Moooo! Moooo! Moo moo mooo! Mooo!
Moo moo mooo! Mooo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Moo mooo mooo moo moo!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo?
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo *fart*
Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Moooo! Moooo! Moo moo mooo! Mooo!*
Moo moo mooo! Mooo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo poo!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Moooo! Moooo! Moo moo mooo! Mooo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo…
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo…
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!

Mooooo… mooooo!

*sound of clattering hooves*

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo!!

Moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo!
(Moo moo moo!)

Moooo! Moooo! Moooo! Moooo!
Moooo! Moooo! Moooo! Moooo!

Mooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

 

 

*Cow’s can’t actually speak, you donkey, so what did you expect?
** Cowenese for “Moo”