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Final

Song 14

Based on: 2 Long (Pol 01)

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2″ Long

 

(How long a schlong? Won't we know?)
(How long a schlong? Won't you show?)

You do have all the means to get off my jeans
Girls, I'm always ready for one wild game of strip poker
But I'm almost out of clothes in no time at all
Hey, am I really this much drunk? Better not to lose my trunks

I'm checking all the cards, but none of them is marked
I guess I never thought that losing was an option
But let's play one more round and this could even out
I want to see some boobies - show me!

(How long a schlong? Won't you show?) Too long for you, oh...
(How long a schlong? Won't we know?) Too long for me
(How long is too long, yeah?) Too long, yeah
John Holmes is no match for me
What I have reaches to my knee

So what's inside my briefs? Look in disbelief
I'll show you all there is about me, my hand is only nine-high
And I have really learnt to hide this penis and my pride
I know that honesty is good but can't you please stop laughing?

I've been a faker, yeah, to hide I'm insecure
I guess I never thought that I'd get caught with pants down
But let's play one more round, something stands better out
if I will see some boobies - show me!

(Not long at all but so small) Two inches, I know
(Not long at all, now we know) Two inches, no more
(How long is not long, yeah?) Two inches, boo-hoo
Holmes's size is but a dream
What I have barely can be seen

(Not long at all but so small)
(Not long at all, now we know)

(Not long at all but so small) Two inches, I know
(Not long at all, now we know) Two inches, no more
(How long is not long, yeah?) Two inches, boo-hoo
Holmes's size is but a dream
What I have barely can be seen

 

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