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Semi 2

Song 5

Based on: Twist Of Love (Den 06)

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Brokeback Twist

 

Down in Deep Texas lived a rancher called Danny
And he was married to a milkmaid named Fanny,
But he had a secret with Ol' Gay Paul:
Didn't fancy Fanny, or fannies at all...
(Not at all)

He really didn't act straight,
Dreamed about rootin'-tootin' with cowboy mates,
He really knew how to move to the line dancin' groove,
He liked to exfoliate.

Straight, he really didn't act straight,
He really knew how to move to the line dancin' groove,
He liked to exfoliate.

At the rodeo stood the wife of our Danny,
She thought of last May, and then the truth struck Fanny:
The Queen of their marriage was really him -
He'd watched the Eurovision with Big Camp Jim.

She realised Danny was queer,
He preferred cocktails to bourbon, Bud or beer,
He dreamed about cowboy shoes designed by Jimmy Choo,
Watched Eurovision each year.

Queer, she realised Danny was queer,
He dreamed about cowboy shoes designed by Jimmy Choo,
Watched Eurovision each year.

Ride 'em, Danny!

The rodeo,
Fanny swigged ale,
Danny thrown off his horse.
"I've chipped a nail!" she heard him wail,
She wanted a divorce.

That evening at the hoedown,
Fanny and Danny had a woofin' showdown,
His homemade guacamole was thrown at a gum tree,
She threw him out, he left town.

Oh... (Twist)
Yeah, twist,
These days he lives in Mesquite, shacked up with Squint-Eyed Pete,
His life took a Brokeback twist.

And upstate you'll find Fanny, livin' with Butch Annie -
A lesbian Brokeback twist...

 

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